Have a little priest!

After two months of eating and loving meat pies in New Zealand, I decided to make my own. Mike, Nicole, and Trevor came over to help, so kudos to Mike for fantastic mash, Trevor for owning the crust, and Nicole for having the foresight to bring salad to mitigate the fat/carb/salt bomb that is a meat pie. This recipe is kind of long and involved, but if you buy the crust it's mostly chopping and stirring. If you make the crust there's some additional mixing and rolling involved. Anyway, it's not hard.

I found two recipes that looked like they were along the right lines and mixed & matched. (Yes I know these are Aussie rather than Kiwi. Shut up.)
www.taste.com.au/recipes/11987/basic+meat+pie
http://australianfood.about.com/od/beeflamb/r/AussieMeatPie.htm

I always preferred steak pie to mince, but you can either get a fairly cheap cut of meat and cut it into bite-sized chunks or use ground beef/lamb/pork/turkey/buffalo/whatever. What animal(s) exactly you use are entirely up to you. These recipes all call for a puff-pastry top, but the two little stores near me didn't stock puff pastry and damned if I'm gonna make it myself, so we did the classic mashed potato top instead. Personally I thought it was pretty wonderful, but that might just be all the garlic talking. As always, a little crisped bacon and/or grated cheddar would not be an unwelcome addition to the filling, if you're into that sort of thing.

The result was something along the lines of this:

Pie, salad, sauce.

New Zealand Awesome Meat Pie

Filling:
~1 1/4 lb meat (lamb or beef is good; pork chop was a little dry but shoulder/butt would work)
1 onion
2 carrots
1 stick celery
3 cloves garlic
Other veggies (peas, zucchini, chopped tomato, whatever - also optional)
Bouquet garni - take your pick of herbs, I used thyme, rosemary, and smoked paprika
Worcestershire sauce
splash of cider or red wine vinegar
2 tsp tomato paste
1 1/2 cups broth of your choice
1/2 cup red wine (optional)
Salt &pepper to taste
Cornstarch or flour to thicken

Bottom crust:
Buy frozen shortcrust or google a recipe. I used this one: http://britishfood.about.com/od/recipeindex/r/scpastry.htm

Lid:
Use frozen puff pastry, or:
2 big Idaho potatoes
milk, butter, a dollop of garlic-chive cream cheese
garlic
S&P

1) Cut the meat into small (1cm?) chunks, unless you're using mince. Chop all the veggies into small pieces. Peel your potatoes, cut them into big pieces, and set to boil.

2) Drop the meat in a pot with some oil and brown over high-ish heat. Put the meat to the side in a bowl; leave the oil in the pot. (I'd crisp the bacon here if you're using it the get the juices in the pot, then add it to the filling at the very end.) Add the onions to the same pot and saute on medium til they start to soften. Add the carrots, garlic, tomato paste, and celery. If you're using something like turnips that takes a while add it now; things like zucchini and peas should wait. Saute for a couple of minutes.

3) When the veggies start to soften, add the broth, wine, and a few good shakes of Worcestershire sauce. Stir and scrape up all the good brown stuff stuck to the bottom of the pan. Add you herbs, put the meat back in, stir once, turn the heat down and leave it to simmer. If the liquid gets low, add more broth or water. You want some gravy in this, so it shouldn't be soup but is shouldn't be dry either.

4) Start on the crust, which takes longer than you think. I blind-baked it thus:
 - Preheat your oven to 325.
 - Roll out the dough thinner than you think - it'll double or triple in thickness when it bakes. Use lots of flour to do so.
 - Sprinkle a few breadcrumbs in the bottom of each pie tin (I used over-sized muffin tins for individual-sized pies). Drape a sheet of dough over the pie tin. Push it down, form it to shape, smooth out the sides, and cut off the extra. You now have little pastry cups for the sides and bottom of the pie. Repeat for each tin, rolling out the extra you just cut off to re-use it.
 - Prick the dough a few times with a fork. put a layer of tinfoil in each cup to cover the dough. Fill each foil cup with rice, beans, small stones, pie weights, whatever. Bake for 10 minutes.
 - Take out the foil and weights to expose the dough. Up the temp to 350. Bake another 10-ish minutes until it gets golden.
- Set aside to cool.


5) When the potatoes are fork-tender, drain them and let them sit for a few minutes so all the water evaporates off. Then mash them with lots of salt & pepper (potato absorbs salt like it's its job, so taste as you go and don't wimp out with the shaker), crushed garlic, and the dairy products of your choice. We used a few tbsp butter, a splash of almond milk, and a big dollop of my vegan coconut-based garlic-chive cream cheese, which was really friggin good, but plain milk and normal cream cheese will also do the job, if you can digest the stuff.

6) Taste and season the innards as necessary. I found mine needed a little salt and acid. You could use lemon juice or a touch of vinegar; I stirred in a good squeeze of ketchup, and it did the trick. We're real classy here. This would also be a good moment to stir in any bacon or cheese you're using, probably before adding any extra salt.

7) Take some liquid out of the pot of filling (1/3 cup, maybe?), and mix in a few tbsp of flour or cornstarch, as much as it'll hold. Then stir that glop back into the pot. This is a good moment to add things like chopped zucchini. Simmer 5 minutes more to thicken. Make more slurry if need be - you want thick, gloppy, oozy gravy.

8) Fill the pie tins with filling. Maybe sprinkle some cheese on top or add a slice of tomato. (I didn't.) Cover with a sheet of puff pastry, extra short crust, or a dollop of mashed potato. (We pressed little pie-sized patties of potato together in our palms, then set them on top and added more around the sides as necessary. If you're trying to impress someone you could pipe it on.) Cut an X in the middle of the top if you're using pastry. If you like, brush it with egg to make it shiny.

9) For a potato top, bake at 350 for 10-15 minutes, mostly to heat everything through, then broil for another 3 to get the top a little brown around the edges. For pastry it's more like 20 minutes at 375, until golden. Set aside to cool.

10) Eat with plenty of ketchup and plenty of napkins. Salad is a good idea.

Update, Pi Day 2015: I made this for a Pi(e) Party with 1lb ground beef, 1/2 lb bacon (chop into bits, crisp up in the pan, and use the fat to cook everything else in), mushroom broth, carrots, celery, onion, and peas, (seasoned with thyme, herbs d'Provence, and a bay leaf), and it was phenomenal. Better than the steak pie the actual Aussie made. I win.